Lolcats—Are you meme enough for it?

I wrote these product descriptions for PartyCity.com. While opinions vary on the Lolcats and Loldogs memes and their varying degrees of humorousness, I must say they grew on me as I wrote for several new products.

Procrastinators Unite Lolcats Magnet
It's a call to action! Or not… Procrastinators Unite Lolcats Notepad has a photo of a very cozy cat fast asleep on a desk file tray with the headline: "Procrastinators unite!!! Tomorrow…" Sturdy spiral-top notepad has laminated hard cardboard front and back covers with a purple and blue kitty print on the inside cover. 80 lined white pages within have coordinated purple lines and a graphic print photo of a different Lolcat in the bottom corner of every page. Fliptop Lolcats Notepad measures 6in x 3 3/4in.

OMG Lolcats Magnet
You know that obnoxious gossip who practically hisses "O-M-G" twenty times a day? She could use a little love too. Give her this Lolcats Magnet and let her know you care about her drama. OMG Lolcats Magnet features a hissing kitten who looks ready to claw someone's eyes out. Sturdy magnet measures 3in x 3in and has a full-size magnet in the back.


Happee Iz On Backorder Loldogs Magnet
Don't mess with this unhappy fella. "diz week's happee iz on backorder" says the headline beneath a sulky-looking puppy. This Loldogs Magnet is guaranteed to bring a grin to any commiserator's face! Sturdy magnet measures 3in x 3in and has a full-size magnet in the back.